I’m old, married with children, cats and a grand-Pug. Sorry about the profile picture, but I cut myself shaving.

Loves: music (especially live music), taking photographs with real cameras, wandering about, rockets and playing with toy soldiers.

Dislikes: the word ‘hate’, mobile phones, the word ‘basically’ because it doesn’t mean anything, the dicks who sit outside coffee shops/uses coffee shops/walks about while drinking coffee or leaves their house to have a coffee, smokers, whining lefties, social justice warrior liberal trendies and people who pretend they are another gender.

In my defense: all my band t-shirts are real!

Anything else you want to know…just ask.