Lyngas PortaSpear
by RabidViper
uploaded 2015-08-13
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SPH
stock aircraft
#Aircraft #Passenger #Plane #Private #jet
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Details

  • Type: SPH
  • Class: aircraft
  • Part Count: 35
  • Stock:
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Description

For the most astute customer, or budget airline where safety is a second priority behind cool factor, Rabid Viper Aerospace LTD. has the plane for you! With a design inspired by the infamous Raiver Skypear, this twin-engined, multi-crew plane can ferry you from the KSC to the secret airbase in unparalleled comfort, coolness and general bad-assery*. If you’re travelling by airline, once you step off the Lyngas PortaSpear, your observing friends will become so jealous of the manner in which you arrived, that they will no longer be your friends, meaning you will no longer have a reason to stay in the place you arrived at, and so can experience the journey home aboard a Lyngas PortaSpear once more. The destination probably sucked anyway.

WARRANTY VOID IF EXPOSED TO CHAMPAGNE, DANCING GIRLS OR A STIFF BREEZE

*Weather (and joint rivets on the aircraft) Permitting. Personal pilots sold separately.

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