E.M.W. Golf ball GT1 D
by EsnianMotorWorks
uploaded 2017-11-09
stock rover
#car #emw #ricer #racer #stock


  • Type: SPH
  • Class: rover
  • Part Count: 261
  • Pure Stock


The year was 1992, engines were better than ever and new saftey standards had recently come in to place, apparently acceptable losses wasnt an ok business stratagy anymore, so with a hand twisted, we designed the EMW Golf ball GT1 D.

This car is absolutely perfect for your daughter that recently graduated highschool, guys who like to drift listening to the song running in the 90’s, Ricer wannabe’s, and anyone else who’s painfully bland. It’s so bland that we guarantee a free package of sugar free oatmeal upon purchase from that guy selling it for like $500 bucks on craigslist, but only if you heard of it from Myspace. It even comes with rust on the fenders that’s painted over for your convenience! And dispite having access to designing electric windows, we put the old rolley down ones that jam up every ½ turn so you have to break a sweat to feel the air. Also the check engine light is stuck on from the repair you made 3 years ago so you just put sharpie over it and pretend it’s fine even though you’re pretty sure it’s only got 2 out of 4 pistons firing. Oh and that cigarette smoke smell is factory installed for your pleasure.

In all seriousness though this car drives really nicely, it can drift alright once it gets to speed, maxing out at a pretty stunning 95.7 m/s… not sure how that worked out but i’m not complaining. I’d like to see this car modified by you guys to be as ricey as possible, this thing hauls ass pretty good so you have some leeway.

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